Five years ago today I begged my wife to take me to the hospital. “Take it off!” I told the doctor. “I don’t care anymore. It hurts too much. Take it off.”
And they did.
You probably know the rest of the story. If not, let Andy Gullahorn tell you about it.
I should add, this is my remix of his song. It is far superior in every way.[audio:RoastBeef.mp3]
You can purchase this glorious remix right here in the Rabbit Room store. CLICK HERE!
(Yes, that photo is of the actual shoe I was wearing during my accident. My friend and neighbor Christopher Williams stole it from me a few years ago, had it bronzed (yes, BRONZED) and gave it to me Tuesday night at a surprise five-year toe-amputation party thrown in my honor. The plaque reads “Andrew Osenga – Less of a body, Mower of a man”. I have good friends.)